Kaius Harrison

as Principal Hawley

as Redder Neck

as Jimmy-Bob

as Redder Neck

as Buckshot Tommy

as William T. 'Billy' Baxter

as Redder Neck

as Rotund Man

as Dispatcher

as Lender (segment "Person to Person") (as Kharrison Sweeney)

as Cpl. Allen (uncredited)

as Townsperson (uncredited)

as RV Camper

as Micky