Marc Smith

as Narrator / Computer (voice)

as US News Reporter

as Dan Hickey (TV Anchorman)

as Various Ultras / Hanuman (voice) (uncredited)

as 2nd Mafia Boss

as 2nd Mafia Boss

as Press Officer

as (voice)

as Tex Kiernan

as Abel Young

as Chamoun (voice)

as Harry Lassiter

as Lieutenant Colonel Boris Pash