Peter Bergman

as Narrator (voice)

as Self

as Brant

as Ed Blake

as Professor Buster DeCooth / Fred Stiffner / Barbarian Customs Agent

as Various Roles (voice)

as Lt. Bradshaw / Yoey Yolk / Judge Knot

as (voice)

as The Chief

as Dragon (voice)

as Barbara Halters

as Ben Franklin / Prof. Bowman / McGog brother / Pat Hat / Buzz Crumbhunger / Maj. Chuck / Training film narrator

as Le metteur en scène