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Rich and Mike talk about Star Trek Deep Space Nine! Finally! But it's season one you say? You're right! Rarely are the first seasons of shows outright exceptional (with some outright exceptions) most times they're good enough to pass muster, until they find stable footing. Deep Space Nine is no different! Light years ahead of the awkward first season of TNG, DS9 slides right into it's groove early on. While there are lots of isolated TNG-esque one-off story lines and some early character developing episodes, DS9 season one is a solid layer of quality "paste" as Rich Evans so eloquently puts it. Rich and Mark talk briefly about each episode, pausing to pick favorites along these way. Watch them two old, confused, boring, elderly, genXer scumbags wax nostalgic for quaint old television before the time of woke nightmare sauce spilling out of every eyeball.

Best friends Rick and Morn talk about the remaining episodes of season 1 of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. As of this writing, the new show Star Trek: Starfleet Academy has come out and it's release is totally unrelated to this release. The timing is pure coincidence I assure you. Mark and Gork love Star Trek and probably will continue to talk about. However, after seeing Starfleet Academy (or SA as Kurtzman calls it) it is so bad and misguided it's almost a moot point. Star Trek as it once was... is lost. I think it's too far gone. It is possible to make a new series (with new producers) and set it in the 24th century in an isolated setting and have smaller, well written stories that don't involve revenge, a super-weapon, or people that sound like total idiots and are annoying, but knowing that the future of Starfleet will eventually look like it does is a specter that cannot be ignored. What has happened? HOW did this happen? Who has dirt on who? Is NuTrek a scam? A tax write-off?

With the recent release of Sam Raimi's new movie Send Help, Jay and Rich decided to do another ranking video! Raimi's Spider-Man movies are beloved by an entire generation that grew up with them, so get ready to be angry at Rich!

PIZZA TIME!

Tally ho! These clowns are finally done with their epic 3 part Sam Raimi retrospective. It should come as no surprise to anyone what their mutual number 1 movie is. This was a fun and then daunting and then excessive and exhausting-t-edit video series and we hope everyone enjoys complaining about it in the comments below!

Rich Evans holds a soda can for three hours.

Mike and Jay discuss the two groundbreaking and seminal art house films: Crank and Crank: High Voltage (known in some intellectual circles as Crank 2: High Voltage)

It's finally happening! The movie Mike and Jay have referenced maybe more than any other aside from Star Wars and Star Trek is finally being discussed! It's Wet Hot American Summer! Mike and Jay are joined by Jack Quaid to discuss why this film is an awkward comedy masterpiece.

Hey Star Trek! Happy Birthday! - Krebs Gorlon. In this video, two of the ugliest men on Earth sit down to discuss a TV show that is now 60 years old! What more could you possibly want from a YouTube? But in all seriousness Rich and Mark finally go in depth into the very first season of Star Trek! They don’t really have a top 5 episodes, because (according to them) they like all the episodes in some way, kind of how you like something about all of your ugly children. They both pick five or so episodes to discuss or highlight or whatever. Rach and Mooboo love to talk about Star Trek so they doed. They make the time to sit down and talk for nearly three hours. Mark peed in his pants and the dumb one pooped in his diaper. The dumb one is the guy wearing the Scottish hat and the fat, ugly one is the guy that “edits” these videos.

Mystery Men is a 1999 comedy with a big budget and an all-star cast that flopped hard. But to kids that grew up watching it repeatedly on home video, it is looked back on fondly now. It is of course perfectly fine if you are one of those former children that looks back on this movie with warn fuzzy memories, but Mike and Jay didn't grow up with it or even watch it again since it's theatrical release and are now here to splash some cold water on your face and tell you why it sucks.