The Daily Bugle

Citizens across the big apple are giving thanks to our brave Editor-in-Chief, J. Jonah Jameson, who uncovered the Truth about the Spider-Miscreant's supposed New York origins.

Flash Thompson is back in the news again and trying to capitalize on his relationship with Peter Parker, A.K.A. Spider-Man.

TRY NOT GETTING STUCK! You might think Spider-Man’s webs are cool, but tell that to the poor folks in the city’s streets and sanitation department! The Spider-Menace leaves about 3,000 yards of highly adhesive webbing around the city after a single swing session!

Saw Spider-Man damaging property? Spotted him harassing an innocent villain? Maybe you caught him looking at you funny? Know his secrets? Help us stop the Spider-Menace! VISIT THE DAILY BUGLE SOCIAL CHANNELS TO PROVIDE TIPS.

There’s a dangerous new trend on social media. “Savies” are a selfie taken while being saved by a superhero. Young people are purposely putting themselves in dangerous situations in hopes of getting a “savie” to boost their online social presence. County police urge people to ignore this silly trend and stick to workout selfies. We at the Daily Bugle cannot stress this enough, DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!

Masked Marauder attacks power grid outside the city.